The Ups and Downs of My Life

I just don't get it. I just don't understand why my daddy comes home for 44 hours a week then leaves again for five days. I think I will sit by the front door in case this insanity is over finally. It can't go on much longer!

I have been busy lately working on my hunting skills because little birdies dare fly by my window. I have also learned to balance atop the pantry door while my mom rustles about inside looking for gross human food. Speaking of human food, I really love me some Wheat Thins. I chew them like gum and spit them out. But mostly, I follow my mommy around to make sure she doesn't get lonely. She says I am the man of the house while my daddy is away. I'm a man cat!