Today was the first day in ages my mommy worked at home for much of the day. She forgot to turn on the radio for me though before she left. So I can't listen to her show now. Oh well. But I got to sleep on her sarong right next to the laptop as she wrote today, which was awesome.
And she opened the blinds ALL THE WAY so I could watch traffic and rain. Boy, did it rain today! It was really scary. There was a flash flood right outside my window! I looked at my mommy and made sure I gave her my really concerned face that says, "Did I just use a life?" That monsoon rain could have drowned us both. But it was over pretty fast.
Lately I have been participating in yoga with my mommy. She sits in lotus pose and I sit on her lap. It's a good opportunity for her to worship me, I think. Once I even jumped on her back while she was doing a yoga pose. Usually I just fight with her yoga mat though -- oh, and I win! I make that yoga mat sorry it ever rolled out on MY floor.
So that's what I've been up to lately.
Oh, and I'm on fat cat food now. I guess I weigh 17 pounds. My grandparents call me "Trazilla."
I'm not fat. I'm big boned. I swear!
Let's see...what else?
Oh, my new favorite song is "Lean Like A Cholo." I like that one. I can't get my elbows up, but I can lean side to side. Meow.
I went to the vet on Saturday. It was horrible! First thing, my mommy opens my carrier and puts it on the floor. Then a wild pack of miniature kittens approached me. There were three of them. They were meowing a chant in a chorus, trying to mesmerize me with their cuteness. It was actually kind of creepy how small they were. I could have never been that small, could I?
Then I was taken into the room. They put something up my butt. Then they gave me THREE SHOTS! It was horrible. I don't like my doctor anymore. The vet's office is full of terrors.
Anyway, I'm watching the Arizona Diamondbacks play baseball. They are winning, I see. 7-0. I am trying to root for them, but I am not sure which team they are. Are they the one in the red hats? I'm confused.