I Have Killed Again.

I was hangin' at my grandparents' house the other day when I thought my mommy had surprised me with a new toy! How lucky is The Traz? But then I realized it wasn't a toy. We had a problem; it was an intruder! And I was going to be the one to kick his ass!

It was a lizard and it was a biggun. My Uncle Jimmy had tried to kill it the night before but it got away. Now, my Uncle Jimmy is an intrepid hunter. Nothing gets away from Uncle Jimmy! Except this time, his humans intervened because they're weird about him dragging body parts through the house. So they let the lizard get away. I wasn't going to let him get away though. I chased him behind the curtains. I chased him behind the curio cabinet, you know, that thing that holds ancient tchotchkes? This took a couple hours of hard huntin. Then I finally chased him under the fridge, but not before decapitating his tail!

Then I waited for the evil bastard to emerge and he did. I beat him to death right there in front of the stove. He was big, but he wasn't strong or fast. Perhaps he was an elderly lizard but he was no match for The Traz! I killed him, thus earning my keep at my grandparents' house.