Could it be true? Is my daddy coming home for a week tonight?

My mommy tells me my daddy is coming home tonight to stay for 8.5 days! That's a lotta FUD! (Feets under the door, our favorite game). I am the FUD champion and I am unstoppable. My mommy tried to invent a new FUD game the other night and it was OK. But nothing is like playing FUD with my daddy; he's the best.

My little rhyme for the day

My name is Alcatraz...I'm just a little Spaz...
I like to play all day!
I like to play my game!
I want 15 minutes of fame!

That's right! Make me famous -- tell a friend!

I need to get a bath soon here!

Helloooo....are you paying attention? I dropped a big hint to my mommy today that I would like a bath. See, I refused to get out of the shower today when it was her time to clean up. Every time she's in the bathroom I jump in the tub to give her the hint. I also left piles of hair all over her laptop today. I'm shedding so bad! I leave my mark everywhere.