Jimmy of the Jungle!

My uncle Jimmy is such a ferocious hunter; I wish I could be like him when I grow up. But he says I can't because I'm a woos housecat. He is so mean to me! I can kill bugs. I kill bugs in my house all the time. I'm a tough guy. I swear!

Here's my uncle Jimmy.

He doesn't like me very much. He says I'm a squirt and I need to grow up.


by anotherheather

The Traz is spending the night at his Grandparents' house!

Yippee! My social life is really busy. The other day, my daddy took me to Camp Verde to see Lyndsey & Alex and their new house and their two kittys! The kittys didn't like me. I was so sad! I guess I'm such a cute kitten that I am threatening to other cats. My uncle Jimmy doesn't like me either. :( But I do like to go on playdates and Lyndsey and Alex have a really nice house!

Tonight, I am having my first sleepover at my grandparents' house! I have had lots of fun here today. They have two different hunting grounds set up for me. One is the living room window and the other is the dining room window. I sit there and wait for birds to come to the bird feeders outside the window. It is so much fun! And there are lizards for me to watch too! I took a long nap behind the dryer today but my grandma and grandpa got scared because they thought they lost me in the house. Silly humans! I was just napping!

Tonight, everyone who is anyone is coming over to celebrate my mommy's birthday. She says it is her 24th, but I think she is lying. My great-grandma is coming over too and she is just wonderful. I hope she will let me come over to her house for a play date with Minnie and Faygo the cats and Shea and Princess Tia the dogs.

I wish I could do this.

If I could, I would. Unfortunately, I have been banned from the bathroom because I tend to enjoy things like toilet paper a little too much. My mommy also doesn't like it that I can open the cupboard and crawl up into her drawers where she keeps her tampons...wait...that didn't come out right!

My new thing: shutters

I am determined to perch atop the shutters like a bird, even though I am a cat. I have been trying since last night to get a good foothold...I will keep trying! I am the Traz! I am invincible!

I then decided to hunt things that don't move. Like dishes.

OK, that's not what happened at all.

My mommy says I have to tell the truth about my first hunt. Here's what really happened:

She was in the bathroom and I was meowing at the door to be let in. How dare she go anywhere without me?! So she let me in and I was chillin' in the bathroom, which is a fun place with many fun things to look at. Then my mommy told me to look at this gecko and it didn't look very exciting. Then my mommy poked it and it started to run! That is when the chase began. I guess I'm not much of a tough guy, because he gave up rather quickly and I batted him around for a while until my mommy felt sorry for him and took him outside. That's how it all went down. Not bad for a housecat, eh?

My first hunt!

I found a gecko on the bathroom floor the other night. He tried to sell me auto insurance so I smacked him around for a bit.

Can I climb any higher?

Here I am, doing what I do best; being lazy.

I drink out of whatever I want to because I am a cat.

I have a favorite new toy my humans bought for me!

My daddy picked it out yesterday at Petsmart! It is called the Cheese Chase and it is the most fun toy EVER! Ask your humans to buy you one ASAP. This toy is Traz-approved because it has two different balls and a mouse to play with. I love it!

I found mi hermano!

Mi hermano! He lives in Mexico! Unlike myself, he likes to walk on the beach in a harness. But we both like car rides. My humans won't let me hang out the window though. They say it's too dangerous and that I need to keep my paws inside the Corolla at all times.



Viva los gatos negros!

I love it when my daddy buys my mommy flowers!

Because I kinda get to play with them for a little bit before they get put where I can't get them. I really do love flowers. I hate vegetables but I think flowers are just special. I don't care if saying that makes me less of a tough guy. I think this bunch of flowers would have made a good toy. Oh, how I would have loved to tear up this bouquet! I would have tracked flowers all over the place too. Too bad my humans put them in the other room where I can't get to them.