I should be on the Pet Promise bag

Pet Promise is my favorite food; my human buys it for me all the time because she knows what's good for her. It's yummy! I especially like the can of ocean fishes. Yum! But the only thing that bothers me about Pet Promise is the cat on the bag. That cat isn't as cute as me. I am much more fetchingly handsome than that homely cat. I think the folks at Pet Promise should do a photo session with me. I'd be a major upgrade! I am The Traz, afterall!